Does Kansas Really Have the “Worst Scenery” in America? – Kansas City Week in Review


THE STATE OF KANSAS SPENDS A
LOT OF MONEY ON TOURISM
ADVERTISING TO HELP TELL THE LOT OF MONEY ON TOURISM
ADVERTISING TO HELP TELL THE
NATION HOW WONDERFUL IT IS. ADVERTISING TO HELP TELL THE
NATION HOW WONDERFUL IT IS.
THERE IS A PLACE WHERE ART IS NATION HOW WONDERFUL IT IS.
THERE IS A PLACE WHERE ART IS
AS UNIQUE AS THE LAND AND MUSIC THERE IS A PLACE WHERE ART IS
AS UNIQUE AS THE LAND AND MUSIC
FILLS THE PRAIRIE SKY. AS UNIQUE AS THE LAND AND MUSIC
FILLS THE PRAIRIE SKY.
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE KANSAS. FILLS THE PRAIRIE SKY.
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE KANSAS.
BUT IS THAT GREAT WORK BEING THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE KANSAS.
BUT IS THAT GREAT WORK BEING
UNDONE THIS WEEK AS A NATIONAL BUT IS THAT GREAT WORK BEING
UNDONE THIS WEEK AS A NATIONAL
BUSINESS NEWS SITE RATES KANSAS UNDONE THIS WEEK AS A NATIONAL
BUSINESS NEWS SITE RATES KANSAS
THE UGLIEST STATE IN THE NATION? BUSINESS NEWS SITE RATES KANSAS
THE UGLIEST STATE IN THE NATION?
THE UNITED STATES PRIDES ITSELF THE UGLIEST STATE IN THE NATION?
THE UNITED STATES PRIDES ITSELF
ON BEING A UNION OF INDEPENDENT THE UNITED STATES PRIDES ITSELF
ON BEING A UNION OF INDEPENDENT
STATES, EACH WITH THEIR OWN ON BEING A UNION OF INDEPENDENT
STATES, EACH WITH THEIR OWN
UNIQUE REPUTATIONS AND STATES, EACH WITH THEIR OWN
UNIQUE REPUTATIONS AND
PERSONALITIES. UNIQUE REPUTATIONS AND
PERSONALITIES.
BUSINESS INSIDER POLLED PERSONALITIES.
BUSINESS INSIDER POLLED
AMERICANS TO SEE HOW THEY FELT BUSINESS INSIDER POLLED
AMERICANS TO SEE HOW THEY FELT
ABOUT OTHER STATES. AMERICANS TO SEE HOW THEY FELT
ABOUT OTHER STATES.
THEIR FINDINGS, THE MOST ABOUT OTHER STATES.
THEIR FINDINGS, THE MOST
FAVORITE STATE? THEIR FINDINGS, THE MOST
FAVORITE STATE?
CALIFORNIA. FAVORITE STATE?
CALIFORNIA.
AT LEAST FAVORITE? CALIFORNIA.
AT LEAST FAVORITE?
TEXAS. AT LEAST FAVORITE?
TEXAS.
MOST ARROGANT? TEXAS.
MOST ARROGANT?
NEW YORK. MOST ARROGANT?
NEW YORK.
RUDEST? NEW YORK.
RUDEST?
NEW YORK. RUDEST?
NEW YORK.
BEST SCENERY? NEW YORK.
BEST SCENERY?
COLORADO. BEST SCENERY?
COLORADO.
WORST SCENERY IN THE NATION? COLORADO.
WORST SCENERY IN THE NATION?
KANSAS. WORST SCENERY IN THE NATION?
KANSAS.
AFTER ALL THE MONEY THEY’RE KANSAS.
AFTER ALL THE MONEY THEY’RE
SPENDING MARKETING THE STATE, AFTER ALL THE MONEY THEY’RE
SPENDING MARKETING THE STATE,
THIS HAS GOT TO HURT, STEVE SPENDING MARKETING THE STATE,
THIS HAS GOT TO HURT, STEVE
KRASKE. THIS HAS GOT TO HURT, STEVE
KRASKE.
THESE POLLS, THEY GET DONE KRASKE.
THESE POLLS, THEY GET DONE
ALMOST EVERY WEEK ON SOME TOPIC THESE POLLS, THEY GET DONE
ALMOST EVERY WEEK ON SOME TOPIC
SOMEWHERE. ALMOST EVERY WEEK ON SOME TOPIC
SOMEWHERE.
I WOULDN’T PUT A WHOLE LOT OF SOMEWHERE.
I WOULDN’T PUT A WHOLE LOT OF
STOCK. I WOULDN’T PUT A WHOLE LOT OF
STOCK.
MY FAVORITE STATISTIC, IF YOU STOCK.
MY FAVORITE STATISTIC, IF YOU
TOOK A PANCAKE AND BLEW IT UP TO MY FAVORITE STATISTIC, IF YOU
TOOK A PANCAKE AND BLEW IT UP TO
THE SIZE OF KANSAS, THE PANCAKE TOOK A PANCAKE AND BLEW IT UP TO
THE SIZE OF KANSAS, THE PANCAKE
WOULD BE HILLIER THAN THE STATE THE SIZE OF KANSAS, THE PANCAKE
WOULD BE HILLIER THAN THE STATE
OF KANSAS. WOULD BE HILLIER THAN THE STATE
OF KANSAS.
IT’S LITERALLY FLATTER THAN A OF KANSAS.
IT’S LITERALLY FLATTER THAN A
PANCAKE. IT’S LITERALLY FLATTER THAN A
PANCAKE.
ISN’T THIS GOING TO BE PANCAKE.
ISN’T THIS GOING TO BE
HURTING OUR CHANCES OF GETTING ISN’T THIS GOING TO BE
HURTING OUR CHANCES OF GETTING
THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL HURTING OUR CHANCES OF GETTING
THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL
CONVENTION? THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL
CONVENTION?
I WAS JUST IN BELIZE AND MET CONVENTION?
I WAS JUST IN BELIZE AND MET
A LOT OF OTHER AMERICANS FROM I WAS JUST IN BELIZE AND MET
A LOT OF OTHER AMERICANS FROM
NEW YORK AND TEXAS AND OTHER A LOT OF OTHER AMERICANS FROM
NEW YORK AND TEXAS AND OTHER
PLACE, AND I TOLD THEM I WAS NEW YORK AND TEXAS AND OTHER
PLACE, AND I TOLD THEM I WAS
FROM KANSAS CITY, AND THEY KEPT PLACE, AND I TOLD THEM I WAS
FROM KANSAS CITY, AND THEY KEPT
CALLING ME KANSAS. FROM KANSAS CITY, AND THEY KEPT
CALLING ME KANSAS.
I SAID, NO. CALLING ME KANSAS.
I SAID, NO.
KANSAS CITY IS IN MISSOURI. I SAID, NO.
KANSAS CITY IS IN MISSOURI.
THEY DIDN’T CARE. KANSAS CITY IS IN MISSOURI.
THEY DIDN’T CARE.
THEY CONTINUED TO CALL ME THEY DIDN’T CARE.
THEY CONTINUED TO CALL ME
KANSAS. THEY CONTINUED TO CALL ME
KANSAS.
LISTEN, NOBODY LOVES THE KANSAS.
LISTEN, NOBODY LOVES THE
STATE OF KANSAS MORE THAN I DO, LISTEN, NOBODY LOVES THE
STATE OF KANSAS MORE THAN I DO,
BUT EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE SWATH OF STATE OF KANSAS MORE THAN I DO,
BUT EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE SWATH OF
THE FLINT HILLS, THE FACT IS THE BUT EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE SWATH OF
THE FLINT HILLS, THE FACT IS THE
DRIVE FROM HERE TO DODGE CITY IS THE FLINT HILLS, THE FACT IS THE
DRIVE FROM HERE TO DODGE CITY IS
PRETTY BORING. DRIVE FROM HERE TO DODGE CITY IS
PRETTY BORING.
I LOVE KANSAS, BUT IT’S NOT THE PRETTY BORING.
I LOVE KANSAS, BUT IT’S NOT THE
PRETTIEST PLACE. I LOVE KANSAS, BUT IT’S NOT THE
PRETTIEST PLACE.
THAT IS OUR WEEK IN REVIEW. PRETTIEST PLACE.
THAT IS OUR WEEK IN REVIEW.
THANKS FOR JOINING US. THAT IS OUR WEEK IN REVIEW.
THANKS FOR JOINING US.
I’M NICK HAINES.   Captioning provided by
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