Lil Dicky “Earth” PARODY ~ Rucka Rucka Ali


What up mane It’s ya boy Rucka I’m just a regular guy a black guy, in pacific I just wanna say, on behalf of the human species This world is fucked up Hunger, disease poison plants & snakes & lions It’s too hot then it’s too cold But you know how we do… We fuck the Earth It is a faggot We fuck the Earth to build our home We fuck the Earth It is so ratchet We fuck the Earth To charge our phone Hi I’m a baboon I can’t make plans, I survive by chance & I fling my poo Ay I’m a retard I can’t tie my shoe, I rely on you to keep me alive I’m a child, bro I just found out I exist More logical than an orangutan by the time I’m six I’m an average intelligence adult with all of the past generations’ advance inventions I live real cheap & enjoy the weekends playing Xbox We fuck the Earth It is a faggot We fuck the Earth to build our home We fuck the Earth It is so ratchet We fuck the Earth to charge our phone I’m primitive man, respecting Nature My life sucks & is full of danger I’m an ancient Egyptian, out of breath building a triangular tribute to death I’m a feudal serf, living close to the Earth Me wife is me cousin & I own 1 shirt I’m a trustafarian hippy fuck I don’t believe in technology, I sleep in my truck I’m a triceratops Couldn’t stop a meteor from killin all my niggas but the media will treat us like we’re just the same as you, helpless against the elements You’da bombed the meteor to bits in several minutes, bitch I’m Ancient Chinese With no Logic or Reason I must focus inward & try to make the voices stop screaming While we starve in India Our cows live like a king This “back to nature” talk sounds a lot like Germany Earth It is a faggot We fuck the Earth to build our home We fuck the Earth It is so ratchet We fuck the Earth to charge our phone I’m a man, slow & weak I can’t fight but my conceptual-formation abilitiy’s on fleek Still I don’t know shit I gotta learn stuff from observation & tie it all together It’s called integration Abstract from the concretes & form a concept It helps me to organize & store them shits & if Reason’s my method to live by the facts then I gotta be free then to think & to act for myself to build & to sell & exploit this whole piece of shit planet til it’s not an uninhabitable hell & then some punk always warns bout Armageddon Tellin me I’m hurtin the unborn or the dead or a fuckin blade of grass or a snail or I punched a fuckin hole in the sky & we’re all gonna die, 2012 But this time it’s real, it’s Science Government-approved studies show we’ll die in 12 years if you don’t let us borrow your rights for a while Pay your fair share, we wouldn’t lie Here, take my property & send me to the chamber all so Lil Dicky could play park ranger Yo needle dick, fuck your song & fuck you You neurotic little capo curly-haired hook nose Did you know the environment today is cleaner & safer than ever before? Safe for whom? For human beings, you dumb fuckin ginger But what about climate change? Climate change is pretty fuckin manageable but if you think it’ll be catastrophic let’s free people economically & let them control their own fuckin property & privatize the field of Science Advocating for the government to regulate people is something that nihilistic, envious, self-loathing dendrophilliac dago wops like Lil Dicky advocate for But I read on the internet… Oh, the internet’s gay, Tommy These are not smart people That’s right, Osama Environmentalism is just a fuckin religion Well minus the Christmas presents, that is

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